Wedding Myth #2: Brides lose weight due to conscientious dieting to look good on their wedding day. This too is crap. We lose weight from the sheer stress of juggling home/work/wedding plans/making nice with everybody, so a full-on brawl doesn't break out.

Good wedding presents:
Good Morning Towels(Lots).
Cute 60s Tea cups and saucers like from Ya Kun Kaya
A coffee maker. Preferably red lacquered.
A Princess juicer.Preferably red lacquered.
A steamer(For clothes NOT rice)
Wine glasses
Money. Just lots of money.


Bad wedding presents:
Towels from Robinsons. Seriously. We can get our own towels.
Clocks.No one needs to know the time that badly.
Phones.Just.No.Phones.
Rice Cooker

Now you know.